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Haus Embassy of Language Learning

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For entertainment purposes only. The German is largely accurate. The situations are largely hypothetical. I am not a certified language instructor. I am just a woman on the edge.

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Founder, Haus Embassy of Language Learning

I am not a certified language instructor. I am just a woman trying to tolerate her existence.

I created this course because I believe German is best learned through sentences that matter. Sentences with weight. Sentences you will not forget.

My family is fine. My neighbours are quiet. My schedule is my own business.

Welcome to HELL. I have been expecting you.